Talk to the hand. No, I'm not sassing you — this handy (har har) product allows you to speak with your makeup. Although it looks just like any other crystal-studded compact, it's actually a cell in disguise. The G88i Dual Band GSM Mobile Phone ($120) can send calls and texts, take pictures and videos, play music, games, and much, much more. Do you think you'd try this piece of technology, or do you prefer your compacts to have only makeup in them?