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Ellen DeGeneres Nail Polish Jokes

Ellen DeGeneres Makes Polish Jokes

Ellen DeGeneres is one of my favorite comedians, and this monologue is too funny not to share. It's about one of womanity's common bewildering experiences — polish selection during a manicure. Ellen's right about the surfeit of polish colors, and I've poked fun at some ridiculous names in my quizzes. I'm pretty tickled that she covered this, and that she didn't actually drink the Dry Martini.

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mrsyuen mrsyuen 7 years
I love her! OPI does have some funky names for their products.
tataykay tataykay 7 years
yeah did she really drink that??
lizlee89 lizlee89 7 years
haha; funny because it's true - OPI's names always make me roll my eyes. onlysourcherry - hahah! that is hilarious!!!she didn't really drink nail polish; did she?! I hope not; I'm assuming it would be really bad for you...
lizlee89 lizlee89 7 years
haha; funny because it's true - OPI's names always make me roll my eyes. onlysourcherry - hahah! that is hilarious!!! she didn't really drink nail polish; did she?! I hope not; I'm assuming it would be really bad for you...
onlysourcherry onlysourcherry 7 years
lol, "Polish Jokes." Funny heteronym usage! I totally read that as Polish the nationality and was like "Ellen made a racist joke? So out of character!"
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