Boob jobs? So last century. In the United Kingdom, one medical practice has seen a 30 percent rise in nipple surgery during the past year. Cosmetic surgeon Dr. Riccardo Frati says that Victoria Beckham's bosom is the most requested. "In the past I've had patients coming to my surgery clutching pictures of celebrities like Katie Price and saying, 'I'd like breasts like hers,'" he said. "But now there's a chance that Mrs. Beckham's designer nipples could be the next big thing for 2009."
If that does indeed happen — and I'm not holding my breath — it's probably better to stay away from the knife. Go braless, wear one of those cupless bras, or shove Bodyperks fake nipples into your brassiere. With that said, I don't think this "trend" has much of a, uh, point.