Beardy dudes tend to wear their facial hair as a badge of honor. If you love a hirsute man, why not give a gift that appeals to his beard pride? Start him off with a record from posthardcore legends Lungfish, whose singer's beard makes ZZ Top's look like peach fuzz. Go with a tee featuring mustaches ($12), dapper dudes ($23), or a beard is beautiful message ($20). Wrap things up with a romantic card ($3–$4), button set ($5), or a mustachioed card case ($4). Finally, for the man who's ready to go clean-shaven, a handmade wooden shaving set ($150) is perhaps the ultimate splurge.