While dilly-dallying last night, I ran across a pretty funny website that detailed one woman's attempt to land on a reality TV show. The plan was to sell her idea for Gourmet Lipstick, a collection of flavored lipsticks.
When you go out for a fancy meal, you don't want your foie gras tasting like Bonne Bell. This is a line of delicious gourmet lipsticks with flavors to compliment the finest meals — so you taste as fabulous as you look! They might come in cinnamon, cardamom, thyme, rosemary, and a smoky bacon which I envision as a deep dark red and would definitely get you kissed.
She didn't make it on the show, but she did make me crack a smile. So just for fun, would you buy this product if it were real?