Think of all the money you'll save on expensive spa pubic-hair art! And even the most discerning lover will be pleased by the smooth, straight lines of your newly fabulous nether regions. The template has a handle, antislip rubber undersides to seal the area and keep skin taut, and just requires a rectangular razor to shave around the area. After that, all you need is a little DIY Vajazzling (rhinestones and rubber cement, anyone?), and your ladybits will look very fancy indeed.