Are you always frustrated by the uneven edges after you stencil your pubic hair into a festive shape? Wish there was template that ensured that your efforts come out geometrically perfect? Well then, meet the LadyShape ($15), a European innovation that allows you to get perfect landing strips, triangles, and hearts in the comfort of your own boudoir.
Think of all the money you'll save on expensive spa pubic-hair art! And even the most discerning lover will be pleased by the smooth, straight lines of your newly fabulous nether regions. The template has a handle, antislip rubber undersides to seal the area and keep skin taut, and just requires a rectangular razor to shave around the area. After that, all you need is a little DIY Vajazzling (rhinestones and rubber cement, anyone?), and your ladybits will look very fancy indeed.