Paris Hilton was channeling my seventh-grade crush in Seoul this week. The Fila jacket, the skater-chic haircut—throw in a few Vanilla Ice dance moves, and she might as well be him. She's flirted with this hairstyle before, but this is the first time I've seen her hair like this. What do you think? Let me know, and I'll run off to see if I can dig up my old cassingles.