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The Most Bizarre Beauty Ads Ever Made

5 of the Most Bizarre Beauty Ads Ever

There are plenty of quirky beauty ads out there, some verging on the uncomfortable (anyone else remember having to watch those Herbal Essences "orgasm" commercials with their parents?). Of all the off-kilter ad campaigns that get made, though, there are a few that are truly bizarre and even appalling. Take a look at five bonkers commercials when you keep reading.

Dorothy Gray Salon Cold Cream
Apparently, in the 1950s it was no biggie to smear radioactive dirt on models' faces. At least they wipe most of it off with cold cream after?

Groom & Clean
This is the 1950s equivalent of the Old Spice Guy, except instead of a hot dude it's a mermaid who, although attractive, makes you feel slightly uncomfortable and a little threatened.

Pearl Drops Toothpaste
Ummm, seems like Tina Turner and her toothpaste friend might want to be alone for a while. I'm just gonna turn the lights off on my way out . . .

Kissing Stick by Maybelline
Warning: this ad may cause disco-induced seizures.

Finesse: "Tom, Dick, and Harry"
This thing is so long, so awkward, and so dubious about actually selling Finesse that at a certain point I begin to wonder whether it's a failed SNL sketch from 1989.

Source: 5 of the Most Bizarre Beauty Ads Ever

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junebrug junebrug 5 years
You can hear the end of the I Love Lucy theme song at the beginning of the first one.
Brittney-Stephens Brittney-Stephens 5 years
That Finesse video is horrible! Such bad acting. Who thought of that?
Susan-Yara Susan-Yara 5 years
Wait...that wasn't an SNL sketch? Haha.
Jaime-Richards Jaime-Richards 5 years
Can't. Stop. Watching. Tina.
Jaime-Richards Jaime-Richards 5 years
Can't. Stop. Watching. Tina.
Annie-Tomlin Annie-Tomlin 5 years
Tina was so YOUNG in that one. I'm used to seeing her in her middle-aged years. She gets better with age.
socialitedreams socialitedreams 5 years
wow......that tina turner one...WOW. i need to channel my inner mermaid, apparently, because she was quite the vixen
Miriam-Lacey Miriam-Lacey 5 years
Oh, but it is. And it is magnificently awkward. So, so painful to watch.
ForeignFlowers ForeignFlowers 5 years
HAHA that last one can't be real... so funny!
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