Want to be as smooth as Billy Dee Williams? Or as uncomfortable as Carrie Fisher? Well, you're now luckier than a bounty hunter at the Mos Eisley cantina, thanks to these Star Wars fragrances. You can choose between the Eau Lando cologne ($40) or the unfortunately named Slave Leia perfume ($40), depending on whether you'd rather hand Han Solo over to Boba Fett or get all up in his business.
Are these the best fragrances in a galaxy far, far away? I'm going to guess not, but the packaging is so good. Lando's cape looks like a felt Barbie costume I would have made when I was 6, and Slave Leia's bottle chain is pure camp. So much fun. Would you consider buying one of these babies, or are you waiting for Salacious Crumb to get his due?