Nothing says "happy holidays" like a tattooed bosom — or at least, that's what the team behind Ta-ta-toos would like you to believe. Their product line takes the concept of temporary tattoos to a saucier-than-usual level, broadcasting messages like "Satisfaction Guaranteed" and "Guess What? I'm Pregnant" across a woman's cleavage. Now, holiday themes offer the opportunity to put the jiggle in Jingle Bells, too. Totally not my thing, but if you're looking to get some "Ride Me" faux ink, the $13 kits are 40 percent off today with the code CYBER40.