This is Too Faced FUZE Slenderize Guilt-Free Lip Gloss ($18.50). Available in three shiny shades, it's infused with the "appetite-curbing, energy-boasting ingredients" of FUZE, a weight-loss drink. And yes, it promises to make you thinner.
It should go without saying that my BS sensors are going haywire on this one. While the colors seem nice enough, the idea of losing weight through lip gloss alone is silly. It's just not going to happen, my friends. (Not without eating right and staying fit, anyway.) Don't fall for this marketing ploy—and for that matter, don't fall for the idea that you need to be thin to be beautiful. If you can't live without the three colors of this gloss, go ahead and try it out. But if you think it'll make you slim down, think again.