"Oh hi, everybody! It's me, Christian Siriano — you know, the big Project Runway winner? (You may also know me by my diva name, Ferocia Coutura.) So anyway, I was just fiercely hangin' at an auto show, when my friend Bella took a look at my hair. 'Christian,' she said to me, 'Between you and Pete Wentz, I think there may be a new hair trend for skinny, pale punk-ish boys.' I so concur, because I am a trendsetter. Armed with our flat irons and hair spray, Pete and I shall out-fierce everyone else in a may-jah way. But Bella wants to know what you think of this look on guys. Is the flat-ironed look something you hope catches on with men? Or is it a hot tranny mess?"