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Make Your Baby Look Like Mae West With Baby Bangs

If you've been lamenting that your newborn daughter doesn't look enough like a sassy older lady fond of heavy drinking and wigs, you can stop crying now, because Baby Bangs have arrived to age your infant instantaneously. Baby Bangs are more accurately baby wigs; they're pieces of fake hair attached to a tiny headband that you shove on your unwitting baby's head for snazzy photo shoots or just general entertainment.

I can definitely see myself getting a little stir crazy, cracking open a bottle of chardonnay, and having a grand old time at my future offspring's expense. "What's that you say, tiny fruit of my loins? You wish your bottle was full of Bailey's Irish Cream? Oh, your just-born bon mots kill me! What say we have another glass and get rid of that hat of Daddy's we hate so much?"

On the other hand, I believe babies are supposed to be relatively hairless; it's one of the things that makes them so cute. And it also kind of bothers me that there are no Baby Bangs for male infants. How is it fair that there's no Justin Bieber wig for your bald, drooling baby boy?

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Diana615 Diana615 5 years
Give me a break!
postmodernsleaze postmodernsleaze 5 years
Umm... if you're the type of parent that's so concerned with your daughter's looks while she's still a damned INFANT, your daughter is probably going to be in for some hardcore self-esteem issues when she gets older. She'll be shoving her finger down her throat by the time she's 8. But that baby does look cute as a redhead haha
ModernGraceKelly ModernGraceKelly 5 years
While it's funny, it actually looks like her real hair. She's really adorable with that full head of red hair.
Annie-Tomlin Annie-Tomlin 5 years
I can't imagine most babies would enjoy wearing a wig. My cats certainly don't.
finch1 finch1 5 years
been visiting this site a couple years and that is by far the funniest article i've read so far
GummiBears GummiBears 5 years
I can see this as a niche market for moms who want to enter their kids in the baby pageants.
Jessiebanana Jessiebanana 5 years
It's funny and fairly harmless, unlike some of the other crap for babies out there, so it seems fine. I had a full head of hair though, just saying.
Ladyseven Ladyseven 5 years
I won't lie, this is adorable. But one of those things where you hear about it and think "really? what a weird thing to do." They makes sense as props at a photography studio, but not IRL.
ItsGlisten17 ItsGlisten17 5 years
Sounds funny but i don't think i'd get that for my baby :)
Rigor-Mortis Rigor-Mortis 5 years
Hilarious post! I'm all for fun beauty stuff, but they're BABIES, FFS. And I bet that crap itches. Next they'll launch baby makeup and false eyelashes... oh wait, I hope I'm not giving anyone any ideas!
mediagirl2890 mediagirl2890 5 years
this reminds me of one of those fake commercials SNL made, and it was Bill Hader advertising baby wigs!
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