Hey soap-on-a-rope fans, get excited, because I've got a product that has "you" written all over it. Recent MBA grad Angie Parlionas is launching a line of clip-on lip glosses on a retractable string. They're designed for women who absolutely have to have their gloss on hand at all times, and absent-minded people who constantly lose their gloss in their purses, cars, or on the bus. You get the point.
The tagline is "never at a loss for your gloss," which I have to admit is pretty clever, and I can see how this would be useful if you were out running or playing soccer and had really chapped lips. I also think that my 11-year-old self would have been crazy about these. I wonder, though, how you keep the gloss from getting onto your shirt. What do you think? Would you buy one of these string things?