"My trick is using several kinds of adhesives. Right now I’ve got like seven different adhesives working simultaneously on my body. People think this just happens by accident, but it is an architectural delight over here. I use eyelash glue, wig glue, I’ve got two different kinds of tape to hold my tuck back — a medical tape and an industrial plumber’s tape. It’s usually used to hold tiles on the sides of buildings while the glue dries, but I use it to hold back my penis. There are lots of adhesives in strange places. Never underestimate the importance of superglue or hot glue, or just any glue in general."