As the Anna Nicole Smith saga barrels along, it's almost impossible to keep up with everything at once. As promised, we will try to keep you abreast of all the important stories (and ignore the multitude of unnecessary ones). The two biggest controversies continue to be Anna's cause of death and Dannielynn's paternity, and while headway has been made on both fronts (kind of), there are no answers yet.
- The over/under on how many different kinds of meds she was on when she died is currently at 10. Plus, she treated Howard K. Stern like "a mosquito."
- The reason for some of those may have been the two surgeries she recently had on her breasts to repair an issue from a previous surgery.
- Anna's mother thinks Birkhead is Dannielyn's father. Also, she really hates Howard K. Stern.
- Anna's fridge contained Slimfast, like, a lot of it, and Methadone, like, a lot of it.
- ET is all over this, with footage of Anna's last days with Dannielynn. Watch it on TV all week!
- While The Insider is just happy to pay a boatload for the first words with Howard K. Stern (preview here). Watch it on TV all week!
- While Anna's life is getting raided by the press, her Bahamas residence is getting raided by enterprising thieves.
- Howard K. Stern is meeting with the Bahama police today to speak about things, including Daniel's death. Maybe they should just keep him there for a while.
- Oh, and Rosie tried to talk herself out of her unfortunate Anna Nicole situation by rambling about balloons. Obviously.