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Ashton is Demi's Purse

Ashton is Demi's Purse

Ashton's relationship may not be for sale, but he is talking about a few reasons why he loves being married to Demi. Ashton tells Details magazine he would rather work on being the purse to Demi's outfit rather than party with Diddy and the other boys. He is quickly becoming Hollywood's favorite family man. Here are some highlights:

  • On his wild past:

    “It’s like this,” he says, pumping his legs and bobbing his head to an inaudible beat. “You’re in the club. You’ve got a bottle of vodka. You’re standing up on the couches. You’ve got your right-hand man Puffy standing there. You’ve got Danny and Wilmer and all of our guys hanging out, and the f-ing girls are fighting to see who’s going to be behind the table here.” Kutcher points down to the narrow space between the sofa and the coffee table. He’s gyrating now, his voice bellowing in full Kelso squeak, his body squished up against the invisible crowd. “In this area! Like, f-ing fighting! Like gouging other bitches out of the way! And then you go, ‘All right, we’re going back to blah blah blah,’ and then you’re moving as a mass through the club, and you pick up about 15 or 20 more along the way. Now you’ve gotten into a car with, like, four select girls and you’re at the new space, and you just start certain things up. It was so ego-fulfilling. It was retarded.”

  • “When your wife calls, you have to take it, no matter what you’re doing,”
  • On dressing with Demi

    “How does this look?” When he replied, “It looks fantastic,” Demi would respond, “Well, I hate it.” Now each time his opinion is requested—and he is asked each time—he has learned to say, “‘How do you feel in it?’ That is the most important thing. Because if she feels good, you’re going to have a good night. If she doesn’t, you’re not.”

    “I’ll go, ‘So you’re wearing brown?’” Kutcher says. “Then I know I’ve got to either go for a brown or khaki suit. You could go navy, too. If she’s wearing black, you just wear black. Matching is not her job. It’s yours. You’re the purse.”

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schoolgluestick schoolgluestick 9 years
Wow, he looks so much like Gale Harold here. I almost liked him for 2 seconds until I read that crappy article.
ephemeral ephemeral 9 years
What a beautiful man, he's in love.
gracey gracey 9 years
Miller, he was on The 70's Show for one. Try searching in IMDB.com if you are really interested. :)
crispet1 crispet1 9 years
LOL @ ispyemo!
ispyemo ispyemo 9 years
he's about as talented as the lint covered mints in the bottom of Demi's purse.
caligirl1201 caligirl1201 9 years
I guess if he's a purse, he's that bargain basement designer knockoff that you keep at the back of your closet. He can't really act anyways so he better stay a boy toy or do another season of Punk'd
AlisunMarCo AlisunMarCo 9 years
I heard that this guy is as dumb as rocks in person. I can see that!
leighette leighette 9 years
Way to ruin your career Ashton! Nice going!
Miller1 Miller1 9 years
I'm embarrassed for him...who is he anyway?
abomb88 abomb88 9 years
I love Butterfly Effect too. The first time watching was the best because you really didn't know what happened with the firecracker. I loved it but since then it is not the same, I guess it's that way with alot of movies. I cried too, always do in those situations. His acting was good in that, I did bot see Dude, Where's my Car, thank goodness.
sashak sashak 9 years
I took a class in college called Sociology of Alternative Religions & he prof thought that Scientology was one of the scariest groups he'd come across!
gracey gracey 9 years
oh and that is scary the Hitler/psychiatry thing! I saw a thing on A&E recently and was shocked to find out that Hitler and Hitler's army were all shooting methamphetimines during the war. No wonder they could march all night long kicking their legs so high! lol They also said Freud was a cocaine addict. go figure. Sorry way off-topic now.
gracey gracey 9 years
I'm not offended at all sashak! Your entitled to your opinion. I'm so surprised at the people that get sucked into that cult oops sorry religion! lol I googled a list of famous people and Jerry Seinfield attended some meetings too! Mimi Rogers is one also, so I guess that's how Tom got involved.
sashak sashak 9 years
(hope i didn't offend anyone..the last thing i want is to start a religion debate!)
sashak sashak 9 years
I really like Butterfly Effect. The ending(s) were wack but its an interesting idea. & Eric Stoltz! I forgot he was in that...may have to go back on the Netflix list
crispet1 crispet1 9 years
Gracey, youre making me want to see it again. They way it was filmed and the concept behind it was just unconventional in the best way possible!
sashak sashak 9 years
Not hatin'...I love jason lee so i think i can get over it. I was raised Catholic & all kinds of crappy stuff has been done in the name of that partiular religion. There was a blurb on Wikipedia that said Danny was presenting at a Scientology talk on psychiatry that linked it (psychiatry) to Aldof Hitler & the rise of the Nazis. THAT was scary!
gracey gracey 9 years
lol cripet! The ending is different too... When I rented it, the people at the video store told me. I ended up watching both versions back to back! lol I like weird movies like that. That movie had so many creepy parts. The Eric Stoltz character was definitely the creepiest though.
crispet1 crispet1 9 years
Gracey, I will have to check out the directors cut. Thanks for the heads up. I only sometimes tear up at the end of movies, but I was seriously shaking and sobbing at the end of this one. I hope I can handle these deleted clips!
gracey gracey 9 years
sashak, I think the Masterson's grew up as Scientologists. His brother from Malcolm in the Middle too. Jada Smith is a scientologist too, so if we are hating for that reason... Jason Lee also. Crispet, I agree that movie's ending was awful. Have you seen the director's cut? I think it was even worse. I believe Ashton produced that movie with his own money too. Billy Joel, mmm I don't know what to think about that one. He had Christie Brinkley at one point too, so the guy must have something. Piano man is one of my favourite tunes.
Jinx Jinx 9 years
lol, I was waiting for the Scientology to be mentioned. If someone is raised as a Scientologist, I don't tend to hold it against them, its the converters you have to beware of!
Jinx Jinx 9 years
That could be a hard definition, I forgot who used it first, it was in reference to Brad Pitt at the Angie/Brad interview. I used it slightly different, more like the gangly rubbery actions of ashton, but the whipped thing comes into play too, so i don't really know. Billy Joel does look like a Frog/Toad man, but I love the song Piano Man, its an awesome ballad. I'd listen to that over KFed, Britney, Jessica or Nick. Don't hate, they just suck is all.
JennaV JennaV 9 years
Alright Jinxie...I am on standby for your def....leave it on the poptionary page when you get a chance. Will be back later.
sashak sashak 9 years
ok...I have changed my mind about beloved Danny. According to Wikipedia he is a SCIENTOLOGIST!!! yeesh...
JennaV JennaV 9 years
LOL crispet!
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