Speed Read: Bradley Cooper Is Heading to Broadway

Bradley Cooper and his baby blues are headed to Broadway [1] in The Elephant Man, a role he played last year at the Williamstown Theatre Festival.
You can rule out one place that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West aren't getting married [2] at now. The Palace of Versailles tweeted that the couple passed on their venue today.
TV worlds collide: Katie Lowes was Connie Britton's nanny [3] before landing her role on Scandal!
Want another reason to love The Mindy Project star Chris Messina? He was a competitive dancer as a kid [4] — hence why he could master Aaliyah's "Try Again" dance [5].

Jonah Hill was only paid $60K to be in The Wolf of Wall Street [6]. So yes, his character was really the opposite of him in real life.
Missing autistic teen Avonte Oquendo's remains were found in the East River [7], DNA tests confirm.
The gunman in Tuesday's Purdue University shooting [8] has been identified and taken into custody.
More bad news for Target: fake emails are being sent out [9], and here are five ways to tell if you received one.
One piece of good news for Target, though: two people connected to the data breach [10] were arrested at the Texas border.
Watch Arnold Schwarzenegger go undercover at Gold's Gym [11]. He'll be back.

In case you were wondering, there's a Google Glass app to use while having sex [12].
Speaking of glass, part of the flagship Apple store in NYC shattered [13] after a snowblower hit it.
Lena Dunham helped a guy sell his couch on Craigslist [14]. He called it the "Lena Dunham of couches," of course.
Your daily dose of cute: this puppy frolicking in the snow for the first time [15] will make your heart melt.