I'm beginning to think that photoshopped into oblivion Allure cover is the most positive thing Britney's got going for her this week. Here she is gracing the covers of Us Weekly, Star, Life & Style, and OK! Magazine -- and it would be an understatement to say that things look bleak for Brit. OK! has the most scandalous cover of the popstar, including "exclusive" pics of her with her former assistant Shannon Funk, who is the most recent of Brit's cohorts to be served with a subpoena by Kevin. Meanwhile Us has stories from former nannies about Brit's erratic behavior and drinking in front of the kids. Life & Style and Star are more of the standard Britney fare about trouble with her and her two boys. So. Much. Britney.