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Britney's Performance Two Ways

Britney's Performance Two Ways

Molly: Britney, I never counted myself among your loyal fans, but sitting next to one of your most devoted every day, I've waited patiently for your comeback this year. On stage last night you looked both terrified and over it. Both wanting the public's approval and wishing you never had to ask for it again. Plus, you're still hot and all - but come on now? Underwear? Even back with your snake you wore pants. It was hard to watch, and as you ran off the stage at the end it was obvious that you weren't entirely proud either. As I said, I love me some Toxic, but I'm not jamming out like Katie to your new single. Pop, on the other hand...

Pop: Oh Britney. Where do we go from here? I have been a fan that has been holding out for 2 years for your big comeback. I have been waiting patiently as you raised your kids, got married and divorced twice, watched you spend time promoting perfume instead of dancing and singing and then finally your time came tonight...and well, let's just say, it went. I don't want to think you peaked before 25 but how much longer can I hold out for what was one of the most entertaining pop stars to return?

Pop: Clearly you need some new people you can trust. You should have been told you could not wear your underwear on stage. It was not sexy. It's not that a mother of two can't show off her body but when you are known for your signature abs you better hide them until they are back before parading around half naked. Maybe if you dressed the part and danced with confidence then this post would be totally different. We expected more and you knew it by the way you ran off that stage. No one actually thought you would sing but you could have at least acted like you were. You looked like you were somewhere else the entire performance. We have no idea what is going on in your mind but we're begging you - Please blow us away with this album and some videos - Stop partying and get your ass back in shape like the girl on the treadmill in Chaotic - Show us that confident woman you used to be so we can still support you because if you keep falling flat like you did last night then there's no more desire to see what you will do next and life would be so different with no Britney Spears phenomenon to follow.

Molly: See Brit? People are still waiting, even after last night. We all know you lip sync, but at least you used to pretend and the world played along. Whether it was Sarah Silverman's cowardly jabs just after you exited stage left or the Palms curbing your stunts, you just weren't there last night. Lucky for you, your fans haven't given up hope yet. Just get it together (as if you haven't heard that one) and give us more, way more than that.

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mustepullo mustepullo 8 years
She was not in this performance at all.. She could have done so much better if she just tried.. (:
Miss-Delicious Miss-Delicious 8 years
could someone please tell me what sara silverman did or said? I'm confused
Pheefs Pheefs 8 years
Good song, terrible performance, way bad choice of costume. I would kill to have the "fat" body she's walking around in. Why is it okay for male singers to be hefty? While the women get replaced in videos by models, hidden behind enormous candelabra or are called "fat" for having a little tummy? And for the record Sarah Silverman is a skank. Yes, Britney has been an amusing train wreck for the last year - and there are many many jokes to be made, but leave her effing kids out of it.
Pheefs Pheefs 8 years
Good song, terrible performance, way bad choice of costume.I would kill to have the "fat" body she's walking around in.Why is it okay for male singers to be hefty?While the women get replaced in videos by models, hidden behind enormous candelabra or are called "fat" for having a little tummy?And for the record Sarah Silverman is a skank. Yes, Britney has been an amusing train wreck for the last year - and there are many many jokes to be made, but leave her effing kids out of it.
ash_aholic ash_aholic 8 years
lol i don't call that a performance! poor britney she totally lost it!!
PP-RAW PP-RAW 8 years
well then you're just waiting around for someone to pull the wool over your eyes....again. guess what. she has no talent. the reason she "had it" to begin with is because she had people making something out of nothing. and now, all those people are gone...and her old tricks just don't cut it. it's a little sad to see a 25 year old, twice divorced, mentally unstable, unintelligent, "mother" of 2 that we know just parties and casts off everyone close to her, up on stage trying to pull off the same pop dance moves that she was attempting to do when she was 17....its sad, it's pathetic, and the only thing that is worse is that people are so easily ammused that they actually buy into it. do you think that WWE wrestling is real too? seriously? guess what else is equally as entertaining...staring a blank wall.
PP-RAW PP-RAW 8 years
well then you're just waiting around for someone to pull the wool over your eyes....again. guess what. she has no talent. the reason she "had it" to begin with is because she had people making something out of nothing. and now, all those people are gone...and her old tricks just don't cut it. it's a little sad to see a 25 year old, twice divorced, mentally unstable, unintelligent, "mother" of 2 that we know just parties and casts off everyone close to her, up on stage trying to pull off the same pop dance moves that she was attempting to do when she was 17....its sad, it's pathetic, and the only thing that is worse is that people are so easily ammused that they actually buy into it. do you think that WWE wrestling is real too? seriously?guess what else is equally as entertaining...staring a blank wall.
Sharon-Akiko Sharon-Akiko 8 years
She seems she's just started in show buz...
KC_27 KC_27 8 years
totally boring!
KC_27 KC_27 8 years
totally boring!
Dollylo Dollylo 8 years
I think exactly like "Pop"! ;)I'm still waiting and I don't give up... ;)
Dollylo Dollylo 8 years
I think exactly like "Pop"! ;) I'm still waiting and I don't give up... ;)
desertbanshee desertbanshee 8 years
Sorry girls, but I'm not waiting around anymore. Enough already. Seriously, enough Britney Spears.
Cariadlawn Cariadlawn 8 years
Britney just looks extremely insecure here. She should really just take some time out, find herself, and then try for a comeback. You can see her eyes darting around like she's worried about what everyone thinks, right from the beginning. She looks like she has stage fright. After all the crazy things she's done, there's so much pressure on her to make her comeback, and she shouldn't put that on herself. It's just way too soon. She really needs some good selfless people to get through to her and support her. Her Mom allowed her daughter to trash herself because she got big houses, cars and money out of the deal. Her Mom didn't support Britney's relationship with Kevin, but now she's apparently siding with him in the custody battle. Her mom is disgusting.Britney just really needs to find Britney, and do her own thing. She's been through so much in a short time, I think mainly due to trying to live up to other people's expectations. Why does she need a big comeback? It's perfectly OK if she decides to be a full-time mom, or pursue other careers. I've never been one to defend her, but I really feel sorry for her now.
Cariadlawn Cariadlawn 8 years
Britney just looks extremely insecure here. She should really just take some time out, find herself, and then try for a comeback. You can see her eyes darting around like she's worried about what everyone thinks, right from the beginning. She looks like she has stage fright. After all the crazy things she's done, there's so much pressure on her to make her comeback, and she shouldn't put that on herself. It's just way too soon. She really needs some good selfless people to get through to her and support her. Her Mom allowed her daughter to trash herself because she got big houses, cars and money out of the deal. Her Mom didn't support Britney's relationship with Kevin, but now she's apparently siding with him in the custody battle. Her mom is disgusting. Britney just really needs to find Britney, and do her own thing. She's been through so much in a short time, I think mainly due to trying to live up to other people's expectations. Why does she need a big comeback? It's perfectly OK if she decides to be a full-time mom, or pursue other careers. I've never been one to defend her, but I really feel sorry for her now.
klynnmorton klynnmorton 8 years
She was horrible...she was so nervous, so uncoordinated, so stiff...and I actually wanted to see her do well.What an opportunity to show the world...I'mmmmm backkkk.But no happs!On another note, Sarah Silverman is an AZZ and they need to NEVER invite her back. Britney should have come out and beat her like she stole something for calling her children "mistakes" on national television. She is the mistake.
klynnmorton klynnmorton 8 years
She was horrible...she was so nervous, so uncoordinated, so stiff...and I actually wanted to see her do well. What an opportunity to show the world...I'mmmmm backkkk. But no happs! On another note, Sarah Silverman is an AZZ and they need to NEVER invite her back. Britney should have come out and beat her like she stole something for calling her children "mistakes" on national television. She is the mistake.
geekyPOP geekyPOP 8 years
i'm sadden about britney's inability to pick herself up, too. I was really routing for her.
twostellas twostellas 8 years
It wasn't that bad, but it wasn't that great either. She needed a better stylist for sure! Maybe they changed shit up on her last minute. Anyway, most of the other performances weren't that great either!
buffybot buffybot 8 years
All I will say is she is damn lucky she had all those other dancers up there with her who worked hard and learned their routines otherwise that would have been a complete and total disaster.
PilatesSugar PilatesSugar 8 years
It wasn't one of her best performances but I do like the song. I can't imagine that 90% of the things that we hear about Miss Britney are true so my support lies solely in the listen-ability of her next album. I do agree that she, perhaps, should have selected a more flattering outfit. This one was not a good choice, two things- cardio, stylist.
DukesUp DukesUp 8 years
Sad, Sad, Sad. Silverman made it even MORE sad. You could tell everyone in the audience was totally uncomfortable!
gossipqueen gossipqueen 8 years
I'm DISSAPOINTED..in both, molly and pop...one for actually giving way to "blame everybody but britney"..and the other for being a fan...and for all those fans and idolator...BRITNEY SPEAR SCREWED UP BY HERSELF....it was not sarah silverman...it was not mtv...it was not criss angel...it was not k-fed....MY GOD for sure it wasn't K-FED!!!the woman has made HORRIBLE HORRIBLE choices in her life and SHE needs to pay for the consequences...with respects to Sarah's jokes...they were funny! Britney doesn't even take care of her boo boos why do you think she's such a target??? If she wanted no media attention...she has the money ($700,000 a month) to DISSAPEAR and really "comeback" kick ass!SHAME ON HER AN HER ENABLERS...POP..YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!!!
gossipqueen gossipqueen 8 years
I'm DISSAPOINTED..in both, molly and pop...one for actually giving way to "blame everybody but britney"..and the other for being a fan... and for all those fans and idolator...BRITNEY SPEAR SCREWED UP BY HERSELF.... it was not sarah silverman... it was not mtv... it was not criss angel... it was not k-fed....MY GOD for sure it wasn't K-FED!!! the woman has made HORRIBLE HORRIBLE choices in her life and SHE needs to pay for the consequences...with respects to Sarah's jokes...they were funny! Britney doesn't even take care of her boo boos why do you think she's such a target??? If she wanted no media attention...she has the money ($700,000 a month) to DISSAPEAR and really "comeback" kick ass! SHAME ON HER AN HER ENABLERS...POP..YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!!!
mariasolcito mariasolcito 8 years
First of all, if you are not in your "best shape" don't wear that for a big fat show.Then she looked down all the time, she looked insecure, and afraid, like as if she knew everyyyyyyyyone was waiting for her performance ajd she was screwing it uptoo bad
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