Celebrities Dramatically Reading "Hotline Bling" Lyrics Is the Missing Piece in All Our Lives

As soon as Drake dropped his music video for "Hotline Bling" earlier this year, the Internet meme machine immediately started churning out gems. From hypnotizing GIFs to political spoofs, it looked like the well of videos parodying the rapper's "dad dancing" had finally run dry, but thankfully W magazine stepped up to the plate to deliver yet another glorious retelling of Drake's song. Thirteen celebrities — including Bryan Cranston, Amy Schumer, Kristen Wiig, Seth Rogen, and more — read off lyrics to "Hotline Bling" in their own way, i.e. as dramatically as possible. Watch the hilarious video above!