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Caption It, Sugar: WWJS (What Would Janice Say)?

We had so much fun with your fant-ass-tic comments on Hugh Grant that we've decided to do another Caption It, Sugar contest. This time we've got Janice Dickinson, who obviously had something to say about something in between bites of a pinkberry treat the other day. Janice is never ever one to mince words, and apparently this time she was running her mouth about Paris. Don't let that limit you! You never know what will come out of that woman's mouth!

The user who can provide the wittiest comment (as judged by Pop and Molly) will win a sweet piece of Sugar Swag! Good luck and happy captioning!

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Vdogg Vdogg 9 years
"If Pinkberry can make Paris feel better about JAIL TIME, it sure as hell can make me feel better about my disasterous career!"
brokenhalo brokenhalo 9 years
Actually, I think I have a better one. "Don't worry children. Unlike Paris, ice-cream can't give you herpes!"
brokenhalo brokenhalo 9 years
Actually, I think I have a better one."Don't worry children. Unlike Paris, ice-cream can't give you herpes!"
brokenhalo brokenhalo 9 years
Wait Officer! Don't you want to see me peform a 'Paris Hilton' on this ice-cream?? ;)
dvdsky81 dvdsky81 9 years
For some reason (maybe it's the name thing and Ive been watching the show like crazy lately as I just bought season 7) but with her facial expressiion and everything I hear Janis from Friends and her "Oh MY Goood!" http://www.howyoudoin.de/bilder/nebenrollen/janice.jpg
polishprincess polishprincess 9 years
Pinkberry people call me! Im the perfect endorser.Choose to love,smile,eat,have fun, pray and LOVE each and everyday!God Bless
polishprincess polishprincess 9 years
Pinkberry people call me! Im the perfect endorser. Choose to love,smile,eat,have fun, pray and LOVE each and everyday! God Bless
Brown_Sugar Brown_Sugar 9 years
"I am THE 1st Supermodel of the WORLD, and even though I'm holding this big-ass cup of PinkBerry, uh, STUFF, it doesn't mean that I'm going to eat it! PuhLeeaze! I still look fabulous, OK? I'm going to a shoot right now - this is just for looks, because I'm a role model for today's youth, and blah blah blah....."
marsy65 marsy65 9 years
Don't you DARE take my picture when I am not ready! I will sue you, your mother, your father, anyone who you have EVER come into contact with! Do you hear me? Don't you know who I am? I will end you! You will never work in this town again!*short pause while she puts down the pinkberry, fixes her make-up and hair, sucks in her cheeks and puckers her lips in her favorite pose*Okay. Now you may take my picture, darling.
marsy65 marsy65 9 years
Don't you DARE take my picture when I am not ready! I will sue you, your mother, your father, anyone who you have EVER come into contact with! Do you hear me? Don't you know who I am? I will end you! You will never work in this town again! *short pause while she puts down the pinkberry, fixes her make-up and hair, sucks in her cheeks and puckers her lips in her favorite pose* Okay. Now you may take my picture, darling.
julipjules julipjules 9 years
"Wait a minute...brain freeze! Oh no, that's just the botox talking, what were you saying?"
happygirlhehe happygirlhehe 9 years
Caption:I said I need extra napkins! Don't get an attitude with me! I'm not the one who made you wear a puke green apron with gray and burgundy stripes. Who makes these decisions anyway? I want to speak to the manager. Don't you know who I am?? I'm Janice Dickinson! I will sleep with your supervisor just to make him fire you. What is your name? You will never work in this town again! You will never sell another frozen treat again in your whole life! Never! Never! Never....
happygirlhehe happygirlhehe 9 years
Caption: I said I need extra napkins! Don't get an attitude with me! I'm not the one who made you wear a puke green apron with gray and burgundy stripes. Who makes these decisions anyway? I want to speak to the manager. Don't you know who I am?? I'm Janice Dickinson! I will sleep with your supervisor just to make him fire you. What is your name? You will never work in this town again! You will never sell another frozen treat again in your whole life! Never! Never! Never....
Stacy14878746 Stacy14878746 9 years
hellokittimini should win!
Stacy14878746 Stacy14878746 9 years
hellokittimini should win!
Drewsfan Drewsfan 9 years
"I can wrap my lips around my head."
cari907 cari907 9 years
hate her
cari907 cari907 9 years
hate her
mamaRocks mamaRocks 9 years
Listen up models, you cannot eat even one bite of this...it all goes straight to your a$$! Now if I stretch my lips just a bit more...Its mine, dammit, all mine!
mamaRocks mamaRocks 9 years
Listen up models, you cannot eat even one bite of this...it all goes straight to your a$$! Now if I stretch my lips just a bit more... Its mine, dammit, all mine!
tokyoastrogirl tokyoastrogirl 9 years
Botoxasauruses love FroYo too girlfriend!
aistea311 aistea311 9 years
"This might be the best ice cream on the west coast, but I am the first supermodel in the F*&kin World!"
LadyLibertine LadyLibertine 9 years
I made this Ice cream industry what it is today!without it nothing would exist!
LadyLibertine LadyLibertine 9 years
I made this Ice cream industry what it is today! without it nothing would exist!
Shelleybean Shelleybean 9 years
I'm gonna offset this with some lipo
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