29 Things That Have Been Graced by Colton Haynes's Presence

I don't care what you say. That girl is #blessed.

If a tree falls in the forest and only Colton Haynes is around to hear it, does it scream out of excitement?

This dolphin has felt Colton's sweet touch.

Never have you ever wished to be a baby, until this moment.

iPasta.

That hawk is like, "HOW ARE YOU SO BEAUTIFUL?"

This helmet knows what Colton's hair smells like.

There is not one thing to dislike about this picture.

Both of these may or may not have touched Colton's lips.

We must find this Target.

That other chair is SO sad Colton didn't sit in it.

This snake never wanted this moment to end.

We wish we were one of these two beets so we could tell Colton all our secrets.

What kind of world do we live in where Colton Haynes will kiss a seal but NONE OF US?

Look at its face. It's practically saying, "I really just can't handle this. I have to go."

JK it's Stonehenge, everyone.

This koala bear got to feel Colton's chest, and you didn't. How unfair is that?

That tennis racket knows exactly how good Colton is at serving.

The luckiest tree branch in the world, TBH.

Nope to ALL of this.

Nope. Too easy.

NOPE.

So many humans, but all we see is Colton Haynes.

Everything in this picture forgot how to exist once Colton got there.