Britney returned to the stage. She was met with lukewarm reviews, and, sure, her moves were a touch lethargic, but she's on the path back to world domination? Ooooor something. Here's what else went down:
- In a surprising display of legitimate celebrity justice, Paris Hilton was sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her parole. We'll see if that actually happens.
- Hey, you guys. There's this movie coming out this weekend. Little art house film. You probably haven't heard of it -- Spider-man 3?
- If you've got Arachnophobia, there's a couple other blockbusters heading your way too.
- Kate Bosworth emerged with her cute boyfriend looking all cute and puppy lovey together. Awwwww.
- What a treat! Natalie Portman was all over. Even getting a little saucy!
- There were silly rumors about Katie Holmes fueled by on set pictures. Wheeee!
- We welcomed BellaSugar to the family! Yay!