- LL was a total wreck this week. She starts out by attending Jeremy Piven's birthday in her underwear. She then is hospitalized for "dehydration and exhaustion," but is spotted partying all over town with her new boy Harry. Producers slap her hand and issue her a warning letter.
- Shiloh Pitt becomes waxy
- Matthew McConaughey has a run-in with the paparazzi, finds himself a new lady, continues to spend all his time surfing and is happy to be reunited with Jake.
- The Beckhams are house-hunting in Bel-Air. We spot them vacationing in Italy looking hot as usual, then returning home. Last Beckham spotting of the week is David heading off to Austria.
- Lance Bass is gay and nobody is really surprised. Justin shows he supports him and brings Sexy Back. JT and Cameron end up in Hawaii where they are buying a home.
- Candy Spelling wins the family feud. She leaves Tori less than $1 million of Aaron's fortune. Tori is already trying to save up by shopping at a dollar discount store.
- Simon Cowell is caught cheating and then confronted by Terri