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Courtney Love's Crazy Resolutions

Courtney Love's Crazy Resolutions

Courtney Love is a constantly evolving being. It's good to know she sets goals for herself. She even decided to bring in the new year with a few resolutions (53 to be exact) that she posted for the world to see on her website She has since taken them down, but not before Rush & Molly got a hold of them. The list is full of typos and a little confusing, but it looks like she had good intentions. Here's highlights:

* Have a happy satisfied child and family
* sell the pony get a new horse
* try this "thin" anthropoligical experiment — get to my goal weight healthily and stay there
* cahnt for the war in Iraq to cease asap
* chant for Hillary to win
* learn an asian language
* dont peek at tabloids and bad websites, as it absouloutly shatters the Law to make that cause agiants yourself.
* have fantastic sex with commitment and honour with someone whoo treats me as i deserve and dont give my power away
* hopefully start another family someday — soon. meet that guy
* know that Kurts spirit is tended to and tend to it daily
* another year, another year without even wine no matter how hard i try to justify that "wines okay" knw that is the demon voice and put it out of my thoughts
* dont go to nightclubs with 19 year olds
* stay pissed off at the world for song usage
* no more surgery for any reason other than medical until i really need it in my 60s

We know Courtney is trying to stay clean but she sounds a little out of it with her list. However, we do agree that quitting smoking and not hanging out in night clubs with 19 years old is a great idea. For more pics of Courtney looking not so together at the Freedom Writers premiere with Billy Corgan, just










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RainbowCrayon RainbowCrayon 9 years
Learn how to drive? ODD **~~Everyone who's anyone has been on sesame street.~~**
OrangeSunshine OrangeSunshine 9 years
sleepkeep, I just wanted to let you know that is where Courtney puts her stuff. Courtney works with the owner of that site. Just a little fyi.
teddybear teddybear 9 years
FREE THE WEST MEMPHIS THREE Her face looks bloated.
Daisy6264 Daisy6264 9 years
I wish her luck on the list.
pink_zebra pink_zebra 9 years
she looks a lot different now. better.
controlledspin controlledspin 9 years
I really hope she can do well this year. She was one of my favorites for so long, then it seemed like she went off the deep end so badly... but I've always held out hope that she could get it back together. I look forward to hearing some new music from her. I think I saw she was working with Linda Perry.
sapphireinthesky sapphireinthesky 9 years
maybe she'll adopt
My-Opinion My-Opinion 9 years
kudo's for tryin'..
Neural Neural 9 years
Yeah, the only part that bothers me is her "Start a new family". If I was her daughter, that would make me sad. Otherwise, I don't have a problem with anything she said even though, yeah, she misspelled a lot and may have been a bit drunk on "wine".
BlondeSugar BlondeSugar 9 years
Poor Francis Bean.
sarahlynn sarahlynn 9 years
yeah wines not ok if u drink 2 bottles...maybe thats what happened b4 she wrote the list?
Good thinking Courtney! As long as you stay clean and sober. *DaNi*
UrbanBohemian UrbanBohemian 9 years
Love her or hate her, she's going to be an interesting girl to watch in the next coming years. She still seems a little mad, but not as crazy as she used to be. I think her head is more grounded now.
Deede Deede 9 years
I wish her luck with all her resolutions. People just have to keep trying to do better and NEVER GIVE UP! Happy New Year and I hope we all keep our resolutions. :)
malzie89 malzie89 9 years
haha JK i was thinkin the same thing about spell check
JK-Boogie JK-Boogie 9 years
yeah yeah she trying but I don't think it will last long...people like here will always self-destruct because of their personalities. She should really start by finding the spell check on her computer.
yayita yayita 9 years
I felt so bad for her, she was doing so well and then bam! went back
jlana jlana 9 years
BILLY!!!!!!!!!! I nearly shat my pants when I saw these pics! I miss the guy,but it's good to see him looking so happy. Ahh,I wish the Pumpkins would come back.
brokenhalo brokenhalo 9 years
I hate to say it, but sober Courtney Love doesn't make a hell of a lot more sense than drunk Courtney Love :OY:
Aggie Aggie 9 years
Mwahaha :P Love the list ^^ Don't think she'll accomplish to do all those things, like learn a Asian language but we'll see :P She might surprise me... ______________________________________ \Don't chase the beat of your heart/
Padraigin Padraigin 9 years
total Courtney.
atoxicsparkle atoxicsparkle 9 years
I give her credit for trying, but also give her a big ol' :oy:
pink_magnetism pink_magnetism 9 years
Guess she'll be screening LL's calls then.
TriniBaby81 TriniBaby81 9 years
LOL...Great list but what the hell is wrong with her face? I never would've guessed that that was her.
sarahlynn sarahlynn 9 years
man i didn't even know who that was! she looked so different!
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