This week, our favorite Twitter stars said sayonara to 2013 and welcomed the New Year with friends and family. All the downtime interaction brought on some amusing observations, like Elizabeth Banks's son's analysis of a famous Sesame Street character's pysche. Meanwhile, Seth Meyers reflected on the real reason Time printed his smile on millions of magazines. Check out all that and more in our favorite funny tweets from the week!
"I know why Oscar's so grouchy. He lives in the garbage." - my 2-year-old, flummoxed I would even ask about it
— Elizabeth Banks (@ElizabethBanks) December 31, 2013
We'll never see Sesame Street in the same light again.
— Seth Meyers (@sethmeyers) January 2, 2014
Exactly, Seth — this has nothing to do with your new late-night show.
Just spoke with @billyraycyrus on the phone - he's recorded a hip-hop version of 'Achy Breaky Heart' - he's excited about it & so am I!
— Larry King (@kingsthings) December 31, 2013
Hold the LOLs. Is this intentionally funny, Larry?
I've never been skydiving, But I have zoomed-in on Google Earth really fast.
Bill, do you get the same iOS 7 side effects, like motion sickness and vertigo?
Was gonna go to the gym, but parking lot was so crowded I would've had to park 3 blocks away. I'm not walking that far to get on a treadmill
Ellen is holding off on that New Year's resolution for now.
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) December 31, 2013
Yes, Mindy critiques her onscreen kisses.
So far my regimen for the People's Choice Awards is: shrugging a lot and rinsing cat food out of bowls
— Kat Dennings (@OfficialKat) January 2, 2014
Kat is all about the glamorous life.
Uh-oh! Oprah's on a 'fresh prince of bel air' re-run. SOMEONE'S getting a residual check.
— Damon Wayans Yunior? (@wayansjr) January 2, 2014
Another day, another paycheck for Ms. Winfrey.
Amazon I love u but just b/c I bought a trash can doesn't mean i need all ur latest trash can news. I got one. I'm set
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) December 27, 2013
If trash-can connoisseurs exist, Sarah isn't one of them.
— Kelly Osbourne (@KellyOsbourne) December 27, 2013
What, Kelly? What will you do?
This is by far the most I've ever been entertained by Shia LaBeouf.
We take it Seth hasn't seen an episode of Disney's Even Stevens.
I believe it is my right to be able to google "wireless bra" without maternity wear coming up
— Whitney Cummings (@WhitneyCummings) December 29, 2013
Whitney, Google is trying to send you a message.
Just told an officer our car wasn't really standing because it's a car and it can't stand I'm gonna get tased one day one day soon
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 2, 2014
For better or worse, Chrissy will not edit herself!
— Joel McHale (@joelmchale) January 2, 2014
Joel can't be bothered with answering questions on his own.
In a Weird way, I will miss all of the Michael Bolton holiday car commercials.
— lisa rinna (@lisarinna) December 31, 2013
How will he and Honda top that in 2014?
Now don't go tryin' to wear all your new lingerie at once this weekend girls. Space it out a bit.
— DC (@DaneCook) December 27, 2013
Right, Dane — "girls" are going to take your lingerie advice.
Still no celebrity divorces in 2014!
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) January 1, 2014
We've got nothing but happy relationship news, Michael!