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Happy Birthday Crazy Cruise

Can't let today go by without wishing one of Hollywood's most powerful actors a very happy birthday. Crazy Cruise is 44 today. Maybe he will let us see Suri as a present to us.

Who knew his brithday was part of the reason he was cast in a movie. Page Six reports:

Oliver Stone says that Tom Cruise won the lead role in "Born on the Fourth of July" by telling Stone that his birthday was July 3rd. Stone, however, was disappointed when Cruise did not tell reporters about his birthday when promoting the file. Cruise apparently was worried that it would lead to discovery of real last name, which is Mapother.

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My-Opinion My-Opinion 10 years
oh, my bad............. F R UUUU E A K*
My-Opinion My-Opinion 10 years
FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU
PoohBare PoohBare 10 years
Twinkle....SUPER Genius!
PoohBare PoohBare 10 years
Tornado....LMAO!!!
clepiau clepiau 10 years
HAhahahaha, Jinx.
Jinx Jinx 10 years
Twinkle, I don't think Scientologists believe in hell, you're safe. ;)
clepiau clepiau 10 years
Eek, Twinkle. I'm starting to wonder how close that is to the truth... Creepy!
mutley mutley 10 years
Well, it seems Mr. Mapother, ever the control freak, doesn't want the world's eyes to see his offspring. It probably gives him such a euphoric feeling of power knowing that he can prevent physical eyes from meeting the eyes of his child, if such a child exists. At least Michael Jackson let's his kids out in public with their faces covered!
JK-Boogie JK-Boogie 10 years
Twinkle...one word...GENIUS
Twinkle1 Twinkle1 10 years
Please help me! Tom has me locked in the basement undergoing endless auditing sessions until I'm “clear”. I'm not allowed to sleep and am only fed beans and rice. I'm only allowed out of the basement after I've had a “win” during auditing, and as my reward I'm allowed to attend his movie premiers or his kids' sporting events. And even then he won't let me leave his side and even insists on going to the bathroom with me. He won't let me see my baby, who is living in a bubble where she receives no affection and is ignored when she cries. He knows if I leave the house with Suri I won't be coming back. He is after all OT7 and can read my thoughts and control me with his mind... so I'll probably get hell for this. Pacey where are you????
thedrywallgirl thedrywallgirl 10 years
MAPOTHER?!?! OMG, THAT'S PRICELESS!!! HAPPY B-DAY 2 U WEIRDO!!
Luna13 Luna13 10 years
Where is Suri? After the birth she came out with an obvious nursing bra like she wanted to show us on purpose, then at the toms son game u could see her strech marks but no baby! What is going on? Maybe their still waiting for the baby to come from orderbabies.com
misourrie misourrie 10 years
Happy birthday Mr. Freak! Where the hell is SURI!!??
sjpwannabe sjpwannabe 10 years
if i didn't love him, i'd hate him. i'm sorry, but ever since his underwear dance in risky business we've had a special connection.
cine_lover cine_lover 10 years
I am with you JK. I used to just joke that she did not exist or that there was some conspiracy that she is not seen yet, but now I am really starting to think that it is true.
mle983 mle983 10 years
babybeluga, the funny thing is that i grew up next door to a family with that last name. my sister played t-ball with their kids.
hunnybunny hunnybunny 10 years
...wheres the kid freak
babybeluga babybeluga 10 years
Why's everyone so hateful? He really is just a little bit of a lunatic, but that's not a reason to hate his ass. I pity the fool. Also, I'm way bummed Cruise isn't his last name, but then again, have you ever met any other Cruise's?
TriniBaby81 TriniBaby81 10 years
I'm so tired of him
kidcrazy2 kidcrazy2 10 years
twinkle, you're killing me here!
JK-Boogie JK-Boogie 10 years
Sorry Suri does not exist...fact. (well in my eyes)
pinkangelmonkey pinkangelmonkey 10 years
sorry, i still love him and i will post that everytime i see my crazy cruise!
vmruby vmruby 10 years
happy birthday ET.
lexaboo lexaboo 10 years
HATE him. What a freak. Hahah and Mapother? Nice name.
Twinkle1 Twinkle1 10 years
What crimes have you commited?
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