Oh. My. God. First of all, if you don't know who these two are, feel lucky. But for the rest of you who recognize the world's most annoying couple, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt from MTV's The Hills, how unintentionally hilarious is this "candid" paparazzi photoshoot? Heidi obviously wanted to show off her new set of boobs (and her new schnoz) while Spencer, he clearly felt the need to show off his push-up skillz. How youthful and in love and not just doing this for the cameras are they? Awwww, puke. Sorry for even giving them attention -- these were just too ridiculous to ignore.
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