Every year Playboy does an issue with the sexiest celebrities. This year they choose Jessica Alba as their cover girl and she's pissed. I think last year was Paris and I remember her making a stink about it as well because they don't get their permission and it's not even like these girls are posing in the magazine like one might assume. So Alba is going after them. Defamer has the edited version of what Alba's lawyers are sending to Playboy via The Smoking Gun. Jessica Alba is not nude in Playboy and she does not want us to think if you buy that polybagged issue you will get a surprise. Besides, these candid pics are probably hotter.