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Jessica Has a Cock Fetish

What can I say, the woman loves herself some rooster? You may remember a little while back that Jessica Simpson has a serious love for her necklace homage for the farm bird/substitution for male genitalia, and now she's at it again. Jessica Simpson was spotted dining at The Farm at The Grove in LA over the weekend and she was particularly enamored with a certain something that caught her eye:

Jessica Simpson was eating at The Farm with her friend and asked her waiter to speak with the manager. He came over to her table and she said to him "I want the cock" and he said "I bet you do." He didn't know what she was talking about and then she laughed and explained she wanted to buy the wire rooster that was hanging on the wall.

No word as to whether Jessica was actually allowed to procure said wire sculpture, but if so I'm sure it made a smashing addition to her cock collection.

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themexcellentone themexcellentone 9 years
I used to teach with the lady who was her 9th grade biology teacher. She said that JSimp is as dumb as she appears. And whoever said their family has weird boundaries...you are so right on...her dad has an unnatural way of talking about her ("those are huge double-D's!"). It creeps me out.
Wicked Wicked 9 years
Heh. That wasn't even funny the first time.
serena serena 9 years
Why do I find her so damn annoying?? Even celebs I dislike don't irritate me like she does.
ladyaudrey ladyaudrey 9 years
John Mayer is a genius!!! I am SO looking forward to the #1 hit "I Dated A Total Idiot" to hit radio stations in 2008!!!! (Featuring other new hit songs such as "I Knew They Weren't Real" and "Thanks For Making Me Dumber!")
BrunetteSugar BrunetteSugar 9 years
I use to really love her... but now I am so over her. I can't even stand to see her anymore. She really gets under my skin!
rosynose rosynose 9 years
that's the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
BlondeSugar BlondeSugar 9 years
I like her hair here.
Imabeliever Imabeliever 9 years
I think her personality or percieved personality (basically any time she speaks or has a photo taken of her "mugging it up") it makes her less attractive. Until you just start to think of her as a plastic fake annoyance... And how can any man enjoy talking with her...makes me think of Ford Fairlane's line.. like masterbating with a cheese shreder..slightly amusing but mostly painful. And So Cal people will remember how in lust Kevin and Bean from KROQ were with her when Newlyweds came out and then they spent like 10 minutes attempting to interview her and said that they would rather cut their own heads off with a chainsaw then be married to her for one day. Unless maybe she was a deaf mute...maybe. But to each their own... good luck to you John.
clarapl clarapl 9 years
I've never been a fan of Jessica--I always found her dumb blonde shtick totally annoying--but I have to say I did always think she was cute! (In a generic, obvious, bottle-blonde way...) How come people are calling her "haggard" and unattractive lately? Just curious--do you guys really think so or is it just b/c you're sick of her? (I feel like, if SHE'S haggard and ugly, I should just go jump off a bridge!!)
notoriousrem_22 notoriousrem_22 9 years
why do titles of post's have to be so misleading??? it's out of line, it totally misleads people and thats how rumor's start...i like her more the more people dislike her i think she seems like a really nice girl and i dont think she is stupid i think she's just a 26 year old girl having a good time...you dont see her showing her crotch in public and hanging out with the trash of hollyweird, good for her get that cock girl lol "stay far from timid, only make moves when your hearts in it and live the phrase sky's the limit."
Adriana42 Adriana42 9 years
Now that she's finally fading away can we not have the usual stupid stories of this dummy...
dreamsugar dreamsugar 9 years
who doesn't gave a cock fetish!!
roor roor 9 years
go away jessica! i don't know what's worse her singing or her acting? she seriously exasperrates me! :P
Neural Neural 9 years
So... she's playing cellibate while she's not married? What's the point, Jess?
bassetread bassetread 9 years
I don't like her. Nick was her only redeeming (sp) quality and now without that.......
lemuse20 lemuse20 9 years
Haha, "I bet you do."
NduguNStephie NduguNStephie 9 years
Why is it everytime we see her at the airport - she always has something in her mouth... hmm.. maybe she is a dirrty little girl after all HAHAHAH! I hate her.
missyukp missyukp 9 years
Yawn...these Simpson girls are good for a quick laugh not much else.
Ghana_Princess Ghana_Princess 9 years
This is the only news on J Simpson ...??? HOW BORING.. who cares
Pokemyhontas Pokemyhontas 9 years
Anyone notice how she's dressing like a rocker's girlfriend lately....raggy jeans, flannel shirts...*rolling my eyes*
carbizkate carbizkate 9 years
I agree...I am so tired of her! I just want her to go away!!!
My-Opinion My-Opinion 9 years
cock~a~doodle~do~Jessi~Lou*
LaurenG22 LaurenG22 9 years
did she help write her new movie, blonde ambition?? cause if so, cross that peice o sh*t off my list...
Kristyna Kristyna 9 years
Hilarious!
vmruby vmruby 9 years
She really needs to keep that piehole of hers shut. The more she talks the stupider she looks.
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