Jessica isn't really letting her mascara situation get that bad, she's in LA filming a scene from Major Movie Star. Apparently she finds herself slumped on the ground outside of a liquor store, sucking down Dom Perignon straight out of the bottle. Well, if you're gonna set up camp on the street, may as well do it in style. Fits right in with her new red wine diet. I'm not sure exactly how much MMS is borrowing from Private Benjamin (in which a wealthy woman joins the army when her husband dies on their wedding night), but it does kinda look like Jess is hitting her low point in a wedding dress. Eesh. Hey, at least her hair looks nice. Even if this ends up being another straight to video release, maybe that country album will be a hit?
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