Jessica's Substitute Man

Jessica's Substitute Man

Jessica has been having some bad luck in the man department. But after the end of her marriage, and rumored romances that have failed, Jessica has found a substitute for a man. She is now wearing a rooster necklace which she says is a symbol for the lack of sex in her life. The rooster is her "C word." Here's more:

"This is my c**k! This is about as raunchy as I get these days. "I don't have a c**k at the moment, so I wear one around my neck. I found this when I was antiquing. "I saw it and said to myself, I've found my c**k! I've found my man!"

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