John Mayer may have quit his official blog in January, but that doesn't mean he's done talking. Just can't stay away. He touched down in LA last night and made his way right to Hyde, where his generosity continued and he gave some jock itch powder and Lotrimin (whatever?) to the paparazzi — seems like he was in a good mood after being in a bit of a funk in NYC earlier in the week. While there, he penned this cryptic — only in recipient — message on his blog:
Dear Ex Lover,
Perhaps you didn't understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I'll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore. I don't know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I'm done trying.
I hope this is enough closure for you.
P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me.
Call me crazytown, but I don't think he's sending the memo to Jessica Simpson. He's always been so glowing and nice about her, after all. Plus, he has a lot of other ex-girlfriends like Minka Kelly and all those rumors about Cameron Diaz, just to name two. So, to whom do you think John Mayer is sending this very public message?
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