NY Daily News reports that Johnny has a new female target - Lindsay Lohan. He is 34, she is 19. He is married, she is shopping for engagement rings clearly for publicity sake. He is an ass for supposedly cozying up with LL this weekend at the Chateau Marmont where we know LL was kicking back with a Corona. I just don't get the appeal of a man with a wife and a kid who made a name for himself by literally being a Jackass.