When a story captures the media's attention for days on end, you just know Jon Stewart [1] has something to say about it. Wednesday on The Daily Show, Jon summed up the general consensus of what went down: "Infidelity plus insobriety combined with the powerful g-forces of vertical descent — a dangerous cocktail." He then welcomed Jessica Williams, the show's senior Beyoncé correspondent, and she presented a whole new theory: it's all a hoax!