What Are Kate Middleton and Prince William Always Whispering About?

By Lauren Turner

Updated on 9/30/2016 at 4:00 AM

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are experts at staying poised during public appearances, but even they sometimes break from the task at hand to share a private moment. Have you ever noticed how Will leans in to speak into Kate's ear or how they share knowing glances when they think the cameras aren't watching? We have, and we've also been curious about what exactly they might be saying to each other! Here, the imagined comments that Will and Kate whisper to each other when they're in the public eye.

Kate: "Be honest — do I look like a doily?" — Getty | Justin Tallis

Kate: "Be honest — do I look like a doily?"

Kate: "Don't look now, but I think that's the scary new mum from George's nursery school." — Getty

Kate: "Don't look now, but I think that's the scary new mum from George's nursery school."

William: "This umbrella is bigger than our castle." — Getty

William: "This umbrella is bigger than our castle."

Kate: "This is the exact hand that had to change Charlotte's diaper this morning, so don't get fresh with me." — Getty

Kate: "This is the exact hand that had to change Charlotte's diaper this morning, so don't get fresh with me."

Kate: "No, William, they aren't supposed to look like bunny ears." — Getty

Kate: "No, William, they aren't supposed to look like bunny ears."

William: "Isn't that the guy who cut us off earlier? Should we say something?" — Getty

William: "Isn't that the guy who cut us off earlier? Should we say something?"

Kate: "They're called cowboy hats." — Getty

Kate: "They're called cowboy hats."

Kate: "How does this sport work, again?" — Getty

Kate: "How does this sport work, again?"

Kate: "I'm not wearing any knickers." — Getty

Kate: "I'm not wearing any knickers."

William: "Our seats are so far apart, I can barely hear you!" — Getty

William: "Our seats are so far apart, I can barely hear you!"

Kate: "I'm going to need to use the restroom. Like, soon." — Getty

Kate: "I'm going to need to use the restroom. Like, soon."

Kate: "Do you see that guy's bald spot?!" — Getty

Kate: "Do you see that guy's bald spot?!"

William: "You should really get home to George, don't you think?" — Getty

William: "You should really get home to George, don't you think?"

Kate: "So, these glasses are cool." — Getty

Kate: "So, these glasses are cool."

William: "Heh, get a look at that kid." — Getty

William: "Heh, get a look at that kid."

Kate: "I might have a little surprise for you when we get home, you naughty boy." — Getty

Kate: "I might have a little surprise for you when we get home, you naughty boy."

Kate: "I think a new diamond ring would just look perfect right here." — Getty

Kate: "I think a new diamond ring would just look perfect right here."

Kate: "Oh my, I almost touched your leg!" — Getty

Kate: "Oh my, I almost touched your leg!"

Kate: "You're buying me popcorn at halftime. And a pint." — Getty

Kate: "You're buying me popcorn at halftime. And a pint."

Kate: "Do you really expect me to believe that?" — Getty

Kate: "Do you really expect me to believe that?"

Kate: "Seriously, stop laughing at the maple leaf on my head!" — Getty

Kate: "Seriously, stop laughing at the maple leaf on my head!"

William: "You know we have to stay here another hour, right?" — Getty

William: "You know we have to stay here another hour, right?"

William: "You should have worn the red dress." — Getty

William: "You should have worn the red dress."

Kate: "I've no clue why we're clapping." — Getty

Kate: "I've no clue why we're clapping."

William: "Smells like Georgie might need a nappy change." — Getty

William: "Smells like Georgie might need a nappy change."

William: "So you're not going to let me hold her?" — Getty

William: "So you're not going to let me hold her?"

Kate: "What exactly is this event about, again?" — Getty

Kate: "What exactly is this event about, again?"

Kate: "Those people are totally copying us with their sunnies." — Getty

Kate: "Those people are totally copying us with their sunnies."

William: "Do I have a booger?" — Getty

William: "Do I have a booger?"