"I'M not stupid. I know I'm not getting girls off my good looks. When I'd sold 50,000 records, I was [having sex with] fat chicks in Virginia. I look in the mirror when I brush my teeth, I know what I look like"
Since then he's been taped with groupies and engaged to Pam Anderson. In other good news for Kid Rock, the sex tape ban has been extended so we may never have to see any more clips of this online.