Lady Gaga [1] released her music video for "G.U.Y." on Saturday, making it the first we've seen from her since August, when she released "Applause." The new video, more than seven minutes long, includes Andy Cohen as a god in the sky, the unofficial Real Housewives of Beverly Hills band, the resurrections of Michael Jackson [2], Jesus, and Gandhi, plenty of amazing dance sequences, and more. It also features snippets of a handful of other songs on the album: "Artpop" takes over during the intro before transitioning into "Venus," and then "Manicure" plays during the credits. We're going over all of the noteworthy moments from the video, from the totally strange to the downright fierce. Join us, won't you?
Weird: When She Starts the Video Off as an Impaled Winged Creature
Fierce: When She Transforms Into an Angelic Vegas Show Girl
Weird: When the Synchronized Swimmers Try to Drown Her
Fierce: Her White Bodysuit, White Hair, and Rose-Squeezing Skills
Weird: Andy Cohen Hanging Out in the Clouds
Fierce: All of Her Glory in Her White Room
Weird: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Doing Backup Instrumentals
Fierce: Whatever This Outfit Is
Weird: Whatever This Outfit Is
Fierce: Giving Katniss a Run For Her Money
Weird: When She Becomes a Lego Torso Without Legs
Fierce: This Epic Dance Sequence
Weird: Bringing Back Michael Jackson (and Jesus and Gandhi)
Weird: Hitting Gandhi and Jesus Up For Some Blood Draws
Fierce: That Platinum Blond, Ankle-Length Hair
Weird: Whatever She's Doing to This Businessman