Leonardo DiCaprio [1] is a lot of things — an amazing actor, a devastatingly handsome man [2], a devoted son — but one thing we've always wondered about is what he's really like on a personal level. Sure, we've seen snippets of his personality in hilarious TV appearances [3] and intimate interviews [4], but what is Leo really like on a date? To aid in everyone's ultimate fantasy, we've rounded up some moments we think would go down during an outing with Leo. Keep reading to see them all, then check out these photos of a young Leo [5] that will flood your heart with nostalgia.
When He Admires Your Outfit After Picking You Up
When His Favorite Jam Comes On in the Car
When He's in Between Movie Roles and Can Order a Cheeseburger
When the Waiter Asks For His Autograph but He Just Wants to Spend Time With You
When He Listens Intently to Your Stories From Across the Table
When He Starts Talking About His Love For the Environment and You Remember You Haven't Recycled in 10 Years
When He Proves There's More to Him Than His Dad Dance Moves at Coachella
Yeah, those moves [6].
When His Mom Calls in the Middle of Dinner to Ask If You're the One
When You Bring Up the Oscars and Ask If He Really Cares If He Wins
When You Ask to Re-Create at Least 1 Scene From Titanic
When He Takes You to a Hollywood Party With His Famous Guy Friends
When He Steps Out For a Smoke Break but Still Glances at You
When You Ask Him If He Sees Himself Getting Married in the Future
When He Asks If You Want to Go to His House For Dessert
And Finally, When He Thanks You For a Lovely Evening
