We're trying to look past the icky porn stache that Orlando's been sporting for his latest on stage role, In Celebration, but we can't help but reminisce about the days when he was adorably facial hair free. Apparently we're not the only ones who want to see more of Orlando. Somehow an internet rumor got started that he would appear naked during his performance, a la Daniel Radcliffe in Equus. Unfortunately, Orlando quickly put those rumors to rest, saying, "I heard what they're saying. But you've read the play. Where would I possibly get my clothes off in it? It's bizarre." Too bad, because judging from the size of those shoes he could've really given the women in the audience a good show.
More mustachioed Orlando in London, so just