Okay, okay, deep breaths, Orlando has shaved himself a moustache (fingers crossed) because he had to for a play he is in. The usually dreamy actor is appearing on a London stage in In Celebration, but unfortunately his throngs of female fans in the audience must be a little disappointed to be confronted with this facial abomination when they eagerly arrive to see Orlando live. Okay, maybe I'm being dramatic (and jealous of those of you in London who could go see him) -- he's still cute. At least this explains the goatee.
Orlando's Stache: Noooooooooooo