Popbitch's best story this week:
Backstage at Live8 Ricky Gervais was at the side of the stage. Paris Hilton walked up to him and said how much she liked his stuff.
Ricky: â€œHave we met before?â€?
Paris â€œYes. Iâ€™m Paris Hiltonâ€?
Ricky â€œOh, sorry Paris, I didnâ€™t recognise you without a cock in your mouth.â€?
Exit Paris in a huff.
Can't help but laugh at that one but I still like the genius of last week's better.