Paris was still hard at work on the set of The Hottie and The Nottie today, while her staff of lawyers were off dealing with her legal issues. Oh yeah, I almost forgot about that pesky little DUI back in September. That one margarita must have been a doozy. A couple weeks ago Paris plead not guilty to the charges and her hearing was scheduled for today. The defendant herself didn't show today either, but her lawyers plead no contest to the reckless driving charges because apparently she'd "rather fold than fight."
Paris will have to complete 36 months of probation, pay a whopping $390 fine (seriously, why do they even bother?), and attend an alcohol education program. If she wants to lower her probation time to 24 months she can do so by completing 40 hours of community service. Now all we need is for Nicole to get rolling on her little driving-related legal matter and perhaps we can get the two in orange jumpsuits cleaning up the highway together. Simple Life 92342: The Especially Trash-y Edition.
More of Paris working hard on the set of her film she's so serious about so