An Ode to Jason Momoa's (Probably) Soft, (Definitely) Beautiful Chest Hair

Updated on 3/30/2016 at 8:00 AM

In case you missed it, tragedy struck last week when Jason Momoa prepared for his role as Aquaman on the set of the new Justice League movie by shaving his body. Don't get us wrong — we're happy for Jason and all that he's achieved — we're just so sad that his chest hair had to go. When it comes to the Hawaiian actor, of course, there's a lot to love. Not only is he pretty hot in general, but he's got beautiful muscles to fill his tight shirts and a hot Instagram account to show everything off. Dare we say, though, that Jason's chest hair might be our favorite feature? To help cope with our sudden loss, we've penned a letter. Please, indulge us.

Dear Jason Momoa('s Chest Hair),

Hey. We're just reaching out to say we miss you.

We've been thinking about you. A lot.

In this time apart, we can only look back on the fond memories we once had.

It's not that we don't want you to be happy.

We just wish you didn't have to leave us so soon.

Just know this. In time, we'll grow (literally), and hopefully find each other again.

And in the meantime, we'll think of you fondly.

Some of our memories might be a little fuzzy (if you catch our drift),

But we know each moment has been precious.

We may never find another like you again.

But, you know what? That'll have to be OK.

Tell Victoria we forgive her. She was just doing her job.

We may be sad, but we'll recover. Time heals all wounds (and grows all hair).

Yours Truly, POPSUGAR