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Radar Sneak Peek: These Guys Are Poison

Radar Magazine is back, and from the looks of it, the third time might just be the charm for the smart-alec (or at least that's what my mom would call it) gossip-y rag. I'm here to bring you a sneak peek of the premiere issue of attempt tres--a list of the most Toxic Bachelors around. Take notes, ladies, 'cause you need all the protection from these guys you can find. The article is full of some great gems (Moby slept with Natalie Portman when she was 20? Who knew?) and fun facts about these lecherous men and their, ahem, assets (oh, get your mind out of the gutter, they're talking things like Colin Farrell's accent). Here's a taste:

  • Joe Francis
    Sexual assault allegations seem to follow the flesh merchant wherever he goes. In 2003 Francis was arrested in Panama City, Florida, for allegedly filming two 17-year-olds engaged in sexual activity...Despite his rep, Francis has managed to squeeze some "wild" out of higher-shelf talent like Kimberly Stewart, Lindsay Lohan and Jimmy Choo president Tamara Mellon [ed note: Uh, Paris, too].
  • Jeremy Piven
    Here's a report from another Piven pal: "At a party at our house, he ended up getting it on with some girl in the hot tub on our deck. My boyfriend was making margaritas and almost got electrocuted from the wave of water that splashed over the side from all the movement. [Piven's] favorite thing to say was, 'if masturbation is a crime, then I should be on death row.'"
  • Moby (Noted "Stealth Toxic")
    Moby might speak softly, but according to downtown butterfly, the business cards he's been known to hand out at parties say it all: "I really, really, really, really...Want to f*** you."
  • Colin Farrell
    Since his arrival stateside he's worked his way through the young and trashy set, from Paris to Britney to Lindsay, and a battery of models, including one who bore him a son. As he told W magazine, "When I come to town I [bleep] everything I can."

Um, can you say Sexy? After the jump, read the whole article, including a nifty timeline of seminal toxic events ranging from the date of Ted Kennedy's birth to Josh Hartnett's recent NYC Bathroom sexcapades (sorry, I hate that word, too).

Update: To get the full story, you'll have to pick up the mag when it hits stands February 13. Until then, for more Radar fun, check out Radar Online.

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BlondeSugar BlondeSugar 9 years
Well, if this isn't a little creepy!
NessSugar NessSugar 9 years
Great idea Moby! I think I'll have cards made that say... "I really really really really didn't want to give you my number, so I gave you this card"
miss-britt miss-britt 9 years
i don't believe that jeremy piven story for a second the more and more i read his interviews i feel he's game. Which is cool just be open about it. As for moby, gag me with a spoon.
Aggie Aggie 9 years
Colin looks hot IMO :D ______________________________________ \People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character/
LillyRose LillyRose 9 years
Moby?...Farrell?....no thank you.
supergurl supergurl 9 years
can't and will never understand the whole Colin phemonenon. I can't even understand him. Thinks he's too cool for school. Moby....ehhh....I didn't even know he had (straight) sex. :-\
Luxifer Luxifer 9 years
i wonder when they'll do a female version of this issue. Oh, that's right, men are celebrated for their sluttiness, and women are bashed for doing the exact same thing...or less.
Jinx Jinx 9 years
Jack looks alot thinner there than he does normally. Gross, I can't imagine doing him. Colin, on the other hand is a different story. ------------------------------------------------------ Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. — Albert Einstein
SWEET-C9363 SWEET-C9363 9 years
that guy in the surgery underwear is the father of heidi klums first baby leni
kitty805 kitty805 9 years
colin is HOT!!
amh678 amh678 9 years
This magazine will be a total guilty pleasure!
carbizkate carbizkate 9 years
That is so gross.
bassetread bassetread 9 years
GROSS!!!
Imabeliever Imabeliever 9 years
If I was single and the opportunity arose I would so do the Piv!!! Even over Colin. But yeah some of these guys are long standing toxic zones.. remember when James Woods helped Sean Young go over the top insane? They supposedly had an affair and she went Fatal attraction psycho when he broke it off! There were so many awesome rumors of the reign of terror she brought down on him! LOL! ___________________________________________________________ Pastrami sandwich with extra spicy mustard, chili cheese fries with onions & pickles and a giant Root Beer! AHHH, sweet, fattening, imminent death, clogged artery, comfort food!!! :DROOL:
sashak sashak 9 years
:DROOL: I would jump all over Colin is less than a heartbeat... Jeremy Piven too
DCStar DCStar 9 years
Thanks for reminding me to stay away from LA!
JennaV JennaV 9 years
Ewwwwww.....:barf: :barf: :barf: They are all so nasty. ESPECIALLY Joe Francis and Colin.....disgusting.
ccsugar ccsugar 9 years
noshedidnt you took the words out of my mouth!! What a horribly air-brushed pic.
freddysgurl freddysgurl 9 years
DAMN! i love colin farrell he is sooo freakin' SEXY!!!
lisjaka lisjaka 9 years
I can see Colin Farrell, Matt Dillon and maybe Jeremy Piven (he can be cute), but James Woods, Moby, Tom Sizemore (???). A woman must be willing to lower her standards to bed them.
noshedidnt noshedidnt 9 years
ewwwwwwwwwwww! Is that actually Jack Nicholson??? It looks more like a wax model of him in that picture. Something is not right with the teeth and mouth!
Imabeliever Imabeliever 9 years
I was so going to buy this but the "tell how your baby is gay story" is annoying the hell out of me.. who gives a shit if your baby is gay or not? What idiot buys the magazine all a flutter in fear of seeing the "symptoms" they don't deserve a child to begin with!! I am seething mad just thinking of an asinine story like that! WTF?!
LisaK LisaK 9 years
Who is that nasty dude wearing surgery underwear? :ROTFL:
LisaK LisaK 9 years
me too jen -- I want to read those stories.
bluejeanie bluejeanie 9 years
lol @ the cover story "is your baby gay?"
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