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Radar Sneak Peek: These Guys Are Poison

Radar Magazine is back, and from the looks of it, the third time might just be the charm for the smart-alec (or at least that's what my mom would call it) gossip-y rag. I'm here to bring you a sneak peek of the premiere issue of attempt tres--a list of the most Toxic Bachelors around. Take notes, ladies, 'cause you need all the protection from these guys you can find. The article is full of some great gems (Moby slept with Natalie Portman when she was 20? Who knew?) and fun facts about these lecherous men and their, ahem, assets (oh, get your mind out of the gutter, they're talking things like Colin Farrell's accent). Here's a taste:

  • Joe Francis
    Sexual assault allegations seem to follow the flesh merchant wherever he goes. In 2003 Francis was arrested in Panama City, Florida, for allegedly filming two 17-year-olds engaged in sexual activity...Despite his rep, Francis has managed to squeeze some "wild" out of higher-shelf talent like Kimberly Stewart, Lindsay Lohan and Jimmy Choo president Tamara Mellon [ed note: Uh, Paris, too].
  • Jeremy Piven
    Here's a report from another Piven pal: "At a party at our house, he ended up getting it on with some girl in the hot tub on our deck. My boyfriend was making margaritas and almost got electrocuted from the wave of water that splashed over the side from all the movement. [Piven's] favorite thing to say was, 'if masturbation is a crime, then I should be on death row.'"
  • Moby (Noted "Stealth Toxic")
    Moby might speak softly, but according to downtown butterfly, the business cards he's been known to hand out at parties say it all: "I really, really, really, really...Want to f*** you."
  • Colin Farrell
    Since his arrival stateside he's worked his way through the young and trashy set, from Paris to Britney to Lindsay, and a battery of models, including one who bore him a son. As he told W magazine, "When I come to town I [bleep] everything I can."

Um, can you say Sexy? After the jump, read the whole article, including a nifty timeline of seminal toxic events ranging from the date of Ted Kennedy's birth to Josh Hartnett's recent NYC Bathroom sexcapades (sorry, I hate that word, too).

Update: To get the full story, you'll have to pick up the mag when it hits stands February 13. Until then, for more Radar fun, check out Radar Online.

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