In this week's edition of the funniest lady tweets, Rebel Wilson told us about her most favorite hobbies. We also learned about Lena Dunham's thoughts on hygiene, Anna Kendrick's struggles with pizza toppings, and much more! Read on to see the rest of the best of this week's side-splitting updates on Twitter.
Rebel Wilson should start a professional league . . . and we'd like to express interest.
My hobbies include: pressing 'Snooze' on my phone alarm and then 9 minutes later pressing 'Snooze' again x
— Rebel Wilson (@RebelWilson) August 7, 2013
You do you, Lena Dunham. You do you.
"In terms of how often to shower, I think it's all about how YOU feel" --advice I just gave to a child
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) August 8, 2013
Check out the rest of the tweets when you read on!
Um, does someone want to go check on Mindy Kaling, and make sure she's okay?
I wish water wasn't see-through
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) August 8, 2013
Wait, what are CDs?
It doesn't matter how fancy your car is if you have CDs in a sleeve on the back of your sun visor.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) August 8, 2013
Ellen Page kind of has a point, though.
Grapes is a weird word for grapes
— Ellen Page (@EllenPage) August 5, 2013
I feel like Kat Dennings is really good at being a functionng adult.
When I'm not lying down I'm thinking about lying down
— Kat Dennings (@OfficialKat) August 5, 2013
It's like comedy writer Julie Klausner can see my soul.
"I finished a sentence! Time to eat like a marathon runner!" --writers
— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) August 4, 2013
Sarah Silverman's right. If you ignore something long enough, it just goes away, right?
In general, it's best to ignore all the signs
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) August 4, 2013
It sounds like Anna Kendrick has a really hard life.
I can't be the only one who manages to consistently take off ALL the toppings of my pizza in the first bite. Right? #BigTeeth
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) August 8, 2013
Let's also have a moment of silence for the guys who have to go to Dancing With the Stars.
Let's have a moment of silence for any man who was forced to have a themed wedding
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 7, 2013
Good thing Jenny Wade turned out to be a fine, upstanding, adequate-coloring citizen.
grateful to 1st grade private school teacher Mrs. Mason who spanked me for coloring outside the lines. it worked, i'm completely normal now.
— Jenny Wade (@jenny_wade) August 7, 2013
But Mae, what did the 405 freeway ever do to you?
One of the only things I have real hate in my heart for is the 405 freeway
— mae whitman (@maebirdwing) August 7, 2013
Comedian Chelsea Peretti forgot about the people who actually do drive a blue Nissan.
Today if nothing else be psyched you don't drive a blue Nissan
— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti) August 7, 2013
Can't you just let him have this one thing, comedy writer Tavi Gevinson?
Ugh dad stop trying to order a croissant with a french accent you are literally at a Starbucks in California
— Tavi Gevinson (@tavitulle) August 6, 2013