Celebrities gave good tweet this Christmas, sharing everything from parental holiday criticisms to the surprising gifts Santa stashed underneath their trees. Rebel Wilson's Christmas morning came with a not-so-subtle scent suggestion that we hope she doesn't take too personally. Meanwhile, Olivia Munn tried her best to work off those holiday sweets, but instead shared a snap of her hilarious fail. Check out all that and more in our favorite funny tweets from the week!
Thanks Santa for the deodorant x
— Rebel Wilson (@RebelWilson) December 25, 2013
We'll take that as a hint that Rebel has been naughty.
Came to the gym to workout, but lounging felt so much better. Big shout out to all the other lazy people out there! pic.twitter.com/JvXSm4fGpg
— oliviamunn (@oliviamunn) December 26, 2013
Olivia's road to health is paved with good intentions.
The Wolf of Wall Street really made me want to try qualudes.
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) December 26, 2013
Just say no, Seth.
My cat George and a bobcat exchange holiday wishes pic.twitter.com/fBpKlP1xUt
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) December 27, 2013
Ellen, if only cats could talk.
Finished homeland. I think I've found my calling: I want to be the person who has to buy things for safe houses. A CIA spy assistant.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 26, 2013
We'd definitely want to pregame at Chrissy's safe house.
I'm so suggestible. I watch one ep of Downton and speak with a British accent for the next few hours. #terribletrait
— Elizabeth Banks (@ElizabethBanks) December 26, 2013
Get your agent on the phone, Elizabeth — it's time for your Downton Abbey guest gig.
I want to have sex wearing my new sandals.
— Dane Cook (@DaneCook) December 26, 2013
Apparently Dane wants to show his appreciation.
"You are a decent driver but you tend to tailgate and brake late" - my mom
— Kat Dennings (@OfficialKat) December 26, 2013
Ah, Kat — the joys of heading home for the holidays.
Teegan matches my coat so perfectly, I'm thinking about turning him into a hat! pic.twitter.com/Da6A3DDQLw
— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) December 26, 2013
Joan, PETA is on line one!
Remember the early 2000s when moms started saying "regifting" all the time and pronouncing Target Tar-jay?"
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) December 25, 2013
Lena, let's keep it going.
A love story between a fratty banker guy who lives in Murray Hill & a girl whose parents own an Indian restaurant there, called Curry Hill?
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) December 24, 2013
Are you writing the script, Mindy?
Republican Ian Bayne compared Phil Robertson to Rosa Parks. Yup. And while you're at it Ann Coulter reminds me a lot of Martin Luther King.
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) December 24, 2013
Bette Midler shared her witty political perspective.
This cop was too busy texting while he was driving to see me tweeting while I was driving. #twoWrongsGotMeOutOfATicketMyNigg
— Damon Wayans Yunior? (@wayansjr) December 26, 2013
Damon's tweet should be considered a public service announcement.
— mae margaret whitman (@maebirdwing) December 25, 2013
Mae has been taking Photoshop lessons in her spare time.