Celebrities gave good tweet this Christmas, sharing everything from parental holiday criticisms to the surprising gifts Santa stashed underneath their trees. Rebel Wilson's Christmas morning came with a not-so-subtle scent suggestion that we hope she doesn't take too personally. Meanwhile, Olivia Munn tried her best to work off those holiday sweets, but instead shared a snap of her hilarious fail. Check out all that and more in our favorite funny tweets from the week!
Thanks Santa for the deodorant x
— Rebel Wilson (@RebelWilson) December 25, 2013
We'll take that as a hint that Rebel has been naughty.
Came to the gym to workout, but lounging felt so much better. Big shout out to all the other lazy people out there! pic.twitter.com/JvXSm4fGpg
— oliviamunn (@oliviamunn) December 26, 2013
Olivia's road to health is paved with good intentions.
The Wolf of Wall Street really made me want to try qualudes.
Just say no, Seth.
My cat George and a bobcat exchange holiday wishes pic.twitter.com/fBpKlP1xUt
Ellen, if only cats could talk.
Finished homeland. I think I've found my calling: I want to be the person who has to buy things for safe houses. A CIA spy assistant.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 26, 2013
We'd definitely want to pregame at Chrissy's safe house.
I'm so suggestible. I watch one ep of Downton and speak with a British accent for the next few hours. #terribletrait
— Elizabeth Banks (@ElizabethBanks) December 26, 2013
Get your agent on the phone, Elizabeth — it's time for your Downton Abbey guest gig.
I want to have sex wearing my new sandals.
Apparently Dane wants to show his appreciation.
"You are a decent driver but you tend to tailgate and brake late" - my mom
— Kat Dennings (@OfficialKat) December 26, 2013
Ah, Kat — the joys of heading home for the holidays.
Teegan matches my coat so perfectly, I'm thinking about turning him into a hat! pic.twitter.com/Da6A3DDQLw
— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) December 26, 2013
Joan, PETA is on line one!
Remember the early 2000s when moms started saying "regifting" all the time and pronouncing Target Tar-jay?"
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) December 25, 2013
Lena, let's keep it going.
A love story between a fratty banker guy who lives in Murray Hill & a girl whose parents own an Indian restaurant there, called Curry Hill?
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) December 24, 2013
Are you writing the script, Mindy?
Republican Ian Bayne compared Phil Robertson to Rosa Parks. Yup. And while you're at it Ann Coulter reminds me a lot of Martin Luther King.
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) December 24, 2013
Bette Midler shared her witty political perspective.
This cop was too busy texting while he was driving to see me tweeting while I was driving. #twoWrongsGotMeOutOfATicketMyNigg
— Damon Wayans Yunior? (@wayansjr) December 26, 2013
Damon's tweet should be considered a public service announcement.
— mae margaret whitman (@maebirdwing) December 25, 2013
Mae has been taking Photoshop lessons in her spare time.