Flight-safety instructions, or stand-up comedy routine? Southwest Airlines flight attendants are known for bringing a little humor to their safety speeches, but flight attendant Martha Cobb really takes the cake with this one. There's no way the passengers were going to tune out her instructions as she opened by saying, "My ex-husband, my new boyfriend, and their divorce attorney are going to show you the safety features aboard this 737 800 series. It's been a long day for me." From there the jokes just kept coming, and as the passengers laughed and clapped, she finished by saying, "That's what we call very cheap entertainment. Nobody had to pay extra, but you certainly don't get a refund." Watch her full speech above.