US Weekly actually still has something to say about Nick and Jessica's split. I thought they exhausted this story beyond belief but I guess they are able to regurgitate some more info for us this weekend.
In other Jessica news, there are rumors she may appear as a Desperate Housewife. Of course it may have just been a lunch with Eva Longoria, but rumors are flying. I don't think Pimp Daddy Simpson could land that gig for Jessica.